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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 13:09
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
No way
Is it possible to revive a dead person in real life with black magic?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Overthinking is killing me day-by-day. What should I do?
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
What is the best reply if your boyfriend asks you,"why do you love me?"
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Would you respect the US with a woman as president?
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Solid Rock Caught Flowing 1,700 Miles Beneath Surface in Experimental First - ScienceAlert
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.